LADY CHAMELEON

A New Look for Lady C & Important Info

2009-02-09T15:25:00.004+11:00

I've had a makeover. It involved moving and getting a whole new look.

As they say, change is as good as a holiday. And along with a whole lotta other stuff that's changed in my life so has my web address.

Click here to head to the new Click website . Make sure you update your bookmarks and burn this web address deep into your memory bank. Being blonde is no excuse for not doing so immediately.

For those of you that subscribe through feedblitz. . . . well it's on the blitz. My logo doesn't come up in the header which is just, well, not good enough. So the new blog will have subscription via rss and a mailing list with weekly updates (not daily/every time I post) that you will be added to.

However, if you're like 'Screw you Lady C I want my posts the way they are, change can go and shove it' then shoot me an email and let me know: hey@ladychameleon.com.au.

Over and out.

Monthly Stars

2009-02-04T13:30:00.005+11:00

There's something about being a Virgo that's NQR.

Leo's can say that they're a lion. Scorpio a scorpian. Tauras a bull. Picies a fish. But then Virgo's have to say 'I'm a virgin'.

This might be alright for some. But I prefer to say. I'm a woman with beautiful long hair that floats in the sky, with a hot dress on. YEAAAAH.

Check out your stars whatever you may be. Thankyou Susan.

Thanks Love Bento

2009-02-03T12:11:00.003+11:00

Thanks must go to Love Bento, for featuring me and my blog in today’s lunch box!!

If you haven’t subscribed to this weekly treat of Melbourne tid bits, then do so immediately. You’ll be sure to find something to do around town.

Ultimate outfit day.

2009-02-03T11:55:00.003+11:00

The Devil Wears Prada was on last night. Jeeze the clothes in that movie make me happy. This is my ultimate outfit.

I want an ultimate outfit day. A day once a month, or even year that’s dedicated to wearing your ultimate outfit. The hottest thing you got happening in your wardrobe. At that time. In that season. For whatever mood you’re in. And then everyone can send in photos of their ultimate outfit. It will be a project. A blog. A flip book. A day.

On this day when people ask you why you’ve dressed up, or down, instead of saying I felt like it you get to say ‘It’s ultimate outfit day, didn’t you know??'

It’ll give the people who don’t work in a fashion to look like they do, and the people who work in suits a chance to express themselves. And if everyone’s doing it. No one looks like a goose. And no ones embarrassed to sit with you at lunchtime. And instead of getting weird looks down the street people will smile and nod.

You shouldn't need an excuse to wear what you want. But, sometimes you feel a little self-conscious and you just do.

I’ll workshop this and see what I can do.

Thoughts?

Monday Morning Fashion Coffee

2009-02-02T09:21:00.008+11:00

If you haven’t already, get onto the Topshop spring/summer 09 look book and MylookBook's Feb edition. Excellent Monday morning coffee-drinking-viewing.

Loving the tassled scarfs. WhoWhatWear features a ripper.

If only it was cool enough to even wear jeans. Let alone a scarf. Oh Mother Nature. Let us out of the sauna.

MAN-GIFT OF THE WEEK

2009-02-01T23:43:00.001+11:00

The Power Slider. No. This is not a dance move. This is almost like a tracking device. With one of these your man’s i-phone will never run out of battery. You’ll know where he is at all times. That’s if he chooses to pick up . . . mmmmm.

Anyhoo. This casing has some special super power that more than doubles the battery life of your mans i-phone. And to top it off it also protects the phone with it’s sexy black hardshell casing. It looks gooood. Smooooth. Like the marble of Leonardo’s Davids perfectly formed butt cheeks. Click here to read more technobabble and order.

Cool as a Cucumber.

2009-01-28T13:50:00.004+11:00

I’m over being a lemon head. Gone sour. Good for the liver. But not good enough for my Gin and Tonic.

Limes you say? Too God-damn expensive. In normal supermarkets anyway. On the other hand if you cruise along Victoria Street you’ll find some for quite a reasonable price.

I’ve moved onwards and upwards. I now have cucumber in my G&T. Very refreshing. I don’t know why I haven’t gotten into this sooner. It’s not a new thing at all.

Try a few slices, or even peels, of cucumber in your G&T this week. It's fresh, easy and cheap. And the less you spend on garnish the more you can put towards your next bottle of Hendricks.

The Big Day Out in Hats

2009-01-28T13:43:00.004+11:00

Long weekends always send me out of wack. That extra day.

You end up squeezing two weekends worth of partying into one and the five days work into four. Tis not good for the health. Especially when the long weekend is a celebration of ones patriotism. And particularly if you screamed at the The Black Kids, jumped up and down to The Prodigy and swayed to Neil Young at the Big Day Out.

It doesn’t make for a pleasant Tuesday. But it does make for some great photos and fricken hilaaaarious memories.

There were some serious outfits kickin about the dust around Flemington but given the temperature I thought the most important accessory of the day was a hat. And no. You with the mullet wig, that doesn’t count as a hat. Although it does provide some shade.

Here are some of the pearlers that caught my eye.

The sweet smell of Liberty

2009-01-21T09:56:00.006+11:00

The rise and demise and the rise of Laura Ashley. Who would have thought that we’d be adding the extra rise on the end of that sentence? EGAD.

But with Topshop launching their spring season of floral frocks and Nike’s ode to curtains, flowers, big and small, are back. Back with a familiar perfume. Breath deeply. Get a whiff. Ahhhhhh. I recognise that. It’s the Nineties. May the fashion Gods help us.

I’m not sure if I’ll be embracing this resurgence. Only time will tell. I’m more inclined to stick to monochrome tones and androgens zones of all things plain in these tough times. Although, I do have a soft spot for lace.

God help us if they start making those playsuit thiiings in florals.

Star Hoops

2009-01-20T12:34:00.003+11:00

How often do you find so many things you love combined in one? Not often. Like a Tradie that enjoys fine wine and art galleries. Hard to come by.

Pinch me. Star Sign. Gold. Large. Earrings. These are awesome. So is Mayoress the blog I found them on. And so is FredFlare, the website you can get them from. A+++. I’m ordering multiples because I always lose my mofo’s.

To top it all off, they're on sale. $6. Ace.

MAN-GIFT OF THE WEEK

2009-01-20T11:42:00.004+11:00

Bling Bling. Pimped bike passing. Trick up your mans ride. HELL YEAH.

These are the ultimate mini gift. You made a minor mistake. Like accidently dribbling soy sauce on his dress shirt two minutes before a black tie function. Or you’re just feeling generous.

Well, whatever you did these valve caps for his bike will make up for it. Whether he’s peddling a fixie (skull cap) or a racer (bullet) you’re sure to find one that suits. Get them online here. Or head down to Spoken on Carlisle, St Kilda, to check out a small selection.

There should be a little love muscle for the lycra wearers. Naughty.

Tube time

2009-01-15T09:38:00.004+11:00

I’ve had a vision. I vision of the future. A future with TUBE SKIRTS. Yes. That’s right. Tube skirts. NO Not boob tubes you FOOOOOL. They are SO nineties and should NEVER be worn by anyone larger than a B cup for fear of those flabby-armpit-bits that fold so elephantly over the side.

I’m talking tight-like-tiger-skirts. High-waist or hipster, who cares! Preferably a bit longer than a mini. I’m thinking mid thigh. Stretchy. Panelled. Whatever.

Team it with ankle boots, a loose T and a scarf. Mod. I like.

I found a few beauties online at Topshop. Otherwise I found a couple of shorter versions at Supre. Stripes would be cool though.

Get involved.

MID WEEK MAN GIFT

2009-01-14T08:48:00.003+11:00

This weather. Ech. Need I say more.

If your man doesn’t have a pool and you don’t really feel like driving, finding a park, then diving into the pee filled oily slick that the 200 6 yr olds and 100 tanning teenagers have left behind. Then the only solution is an inflatable pool.

No-one can tell you off for having a ciggy and drinking a tinny in your own backyard! Target and K-Mart sell these beauties at a reasonable price of $40.

And if he’s lucky enough to have a pool then I can suggest investing in an inflatable toy to keep him busy while you’re tanning. The crocodile is always a fave.

LOOK OUT FOR: Charlotte Olympia

2009-01-08T09:37:00.006+11:00

Gang. I’ve fallen in love. I don’t care if I break my back wearing these babies. They’re TO DIE FOR.

London IT girl Charlotte Dellal, the half-Brazilian half-English daughter of Guy and Andrea Dellal (glamorous-jet-setting-couple-from-back-in-the-day-where-the-economy-wasn’t-up-shit-creek), has launched her first shoe collection.

Made in Italy and ranging in price from 200-450 pounds these weapons are available in London at Harvey Nichols, Browns, Dover Street Market & Net-A-Porter.

Check out her full collection on her website. And if you’re super curious . . . head to Borders and buy the first edition of Camouflage magazine (a new fave) for a super hot interview and photoshoot.

Here’s to dealing with my Christmas weight by looking really tall and skinny in heals and jeans. Cheers to that.

Star time.

2009-01-05T12:46:00.003+11:00

So. It's your first day back at work. Otherwise you wouldn't be reading this wishing you were lying on a beach somewhere like the lucky biatches who have still got an extra week off.

Ahhhhh. Sunshine.

Anyhoo. Hopefully your monthly-star-essay by Susan Miller will distract you momentarily.

MAN-GIFT OF THE WEEK

2009-01-05T12:42:00.002+11:00

These babies are the crocs of wrist wear. Weighing in at 47grams they make the perfect accessory for all the men who prefer to go nude.

Available in 6 different colours these rubber ‘Zub Zot Watches’ have a rather unique way of telling the time. Dots for hours. Bars for minutes. And a digital counter for the seconds. Neat.

Cruise down to Nique on Chapel to try them on or order them online here.

Peace out '08. Howdy '09.

2009-01-01T19:21:00.006+11:00

I’m back. 200 frozen margarita’s, a whole chrissy pudding and two kilo’s later. Back. Back in black. All hail the Maxi dress.

But the new year’s looking frantastic. A new blog layout on the way. Snazzy new email format (speccy for all you crazy PC users) and a promise to jog 3 times a week. Mmmmm. Good luck with that Lady C.

Make sure you start the new year organised. A new diary. Yes. But also a sexy Underground Art School calendar (as shown above) to hang on your wall. Rockin. Buy one here or win one here. Bring it '09.

Gone Shopping.

2008-12-10T22:47:00.001+11:00

So. I’m going on a little holiday. Not a long one. Just enough time to quickly check out what the fashions are like in another country.

I’ll be back next week with a bevvie of man-gifts, finds and favourites.

In the mean time you can purchase one of these divine ‘Gone Shopping’ signs here.

Over and out.

Run for Ramsay

2008-12-03T23:14:00.001+11:00

I know I'll be . . .

Pinch punch first of the month . . well kinda.

2008-12-03T07:09:00.002+11:00

I’m addicted. I’ve been waiting for the date to tick over in the States so I could read Susan Millers prediction for me this month. Last month’s was UNCANNY. So accurate. Insane.

I promised myself that I would post the link up and remind everyone to check theirs before I delved into the essay that is this months guidance from the Oracle herself. Love it.

The Prisoners of St Petersburg

2008-11-30T22:41:00.004+11:00

In my wanderings on the weekend I came across The Prisoners of St Petersburg, a label that I haven’t seen before.

I can’t find much online – only their myspace. But what I can tell you is that they have a DIVINE array of floaty summer dresses in all sorts of colours and patterns.

See a selection of their spring Summer collection below and head to Hoss to try them on. If anyone has anymore info on these cool cats let me know. Over and out.

MAN-GIFT OF THE WEEK

2008-11-30T19:09:00.003+11:00

So maybe if you piss your man off all the time this isn’t the right gift for you. But then again it’s always nice to feel like he can handle anything, a random mugging, a glassing. Whatever.

The Ninja Handbook will answer all his inner Ninja needs. 335 pages of Ninja-know-how beginning with instructions on the most important part of being an invisible man: a name.

And Simo, if you read this, this post is dedicated to you and your super Ninja powers. The man of action.

Lee Sale

2008-11-27T16:28:00.004+11:00

I love Lee. Except I still don’t know how I feel about the above ad. Anyhoo.

I cannot express the excitement I felt when I found out that they’re having a warehouse sale in Fairfield. Sparkly flying rainbow ponies. Amazing.

I sent a spy. $120 and three pairs of jeans later she came home. She’s never spying for me again. I didn’t even pay her and now she’s more out of pocket than when she started. Pity.

Get there. 267 Darebin Road Fairfield. 10am-5pm daily. Ends Dec 7.

If you want more of this kind of magic head to Missy Confidential.

The magic words to look for are ‘new stock released daily’.

MAN-GIFT OF THE WEEK

2008-11-24T07:27:00.002+11:00

Check out kindling, where you dreams meet nature on a t-shirt.

The founders Nina O’Brien and James Mannion share a love for functional design and believe in sustainable production. So, each gorgeous kindling garment is made with love and longevity.

This whale Tee is the bomb. And if your man has a green heart he’ll love it even more.

Plane.

2008-11-21T15:38:00.002+11:00

Given the current economic climate we have to make our clothes go further. All the mags are talking about classic pieces, the white shirt, the little black dress and so on and so forth. Correct. These pieces are must haves.

But there are many other articles of clothing that (I believe) go towards creating the ‘capsule’ wardrobe. In particular the black t-shirt, the hoodie, hot jeans . . . anything plain that you can then accessorise.

It’s tough finding good plain clothes. Items that you can wear over and over again without feeling like you look same same.

So, if you’re black tee is looking a little thin head down to Plane Clothes on Chapel Street and check out their range of garments refreshingly free of ridiculous squiggles and lame-ass-slogans. They stock happening brands like Minty Meets Munt, Lola & Evie and Huffer.

Plane Clothes 143 Chapel Street Windsor. Ph. 9521 3307. Make sure you check out the change rooms. There’s nothing plain about them.

Adora the Fedora.

2008-11-20T14:44:00.007+11:00

Ok. So I know that headline rhyme is lame but I couldn’t help myself. Like. Totally.

It’s hard to think about summer when it’s raining outside but luckily Fedora’s serve a purpose when Mother Nature’s happy and sad.

They’re a few styles kicking around in the likes of Kookai and Sportygirl but my picks are the Country Road red striped number and the Coal Layne Straw shade-giver. Actually all the Coal Fedora’s are pretty sweet. You can pick them up at The Lab or Villain in Brunswick, Donuts Delux or City Hatters in the CBD or Carlisle Accessories in St Kilda.

Melbourne hipsters and old school cats have been toting these straw hats forever and a day. Respect. But just remember, always take your hat off at the dinner table. No matter how bad your hat hair is.

MAN-GIFT OF THE WEEK

2008-11-17T11:10:00.003+11:00

Sometimes buying a gift for yourself is buying
a gift for your man. If you think you know everything. Think again.

The Ultimate Guide to Fellatio. Naughty.

The Green House

2008-11-17T10:18:00.004+11:00

Drinking from jam jars reminds me of scholling cocktails at Cocomangas in Byron Bay. A right of passage.

Yesterday, instead of cocktails, I was sipping fresh peppermint tea picked from the herb gardens growing on the walls of the sustainable restaurant. Temporarily perched on the Acmi Side of Fed Square ‘The Green House by Joost’ is built from recycled and recyclable material.

Joost takes spreading the plight of the planet to the next level by creating an educational environmental experience in the I’ve-got-to-get-to-work-my-life-is-so-busy-city-slicker-what-does-country-air-smell-like contrast of Melbourne’s CBD.

Head in and enjoy a jam jar latte. Or, if you plan to go after 4pm, for cheeky bevvie from a melted down wine or stubby bottle, make sure you sign up as a member so you can get in, or just go to your nearest hipster store and pick up a bunch of tickets. It folds up on Jan 29.

Bvlgari

2008-11-17T10:13:00.002+11:00

Don’t ask me how, but some how I managed to score an invite to opening night of the new Bvlgari store on Collins. That’s the Paris end of Collins of course.

We sipped on Gin Martinis, held bags we would never own, drooled over jewels and bookmarked our engagement rings. Diamonds that blind. Lovely.

I got a few pics but my camera didn’t do the outfits justice under the bold lights of the store. Snappety Snap.

My buddy and I were a bit disappointed that our goody bags didn’t contain one of their new cuffs or a pair of sunnies that we’d been eyeing off all night. We only got perfume.

Oh, it’s a hard life.

Tropical Howie

2008-11-11T08:06:00.005+11:00

So when someone says Tropical Howie I somehow picture a pineapple. Potentially hollowed out and filled with a pina colada cocktail.

I don’t know how that works. But it does.

Stop. Wipe that image from your mind and replace it with THESE WICKED LAPTOP CASES .

Howie’s whole concept revolves around the fact that so many people keep their dreams and creativity on their computer.

The novel. The screen play. Whatever. It all sits on your lappy. And they shouldn’t be in black wetsuit material. They’re unhappy.

My dreams are like ‘get me out of this non-designer outerwear and put me in something worth my caliber’. So I am. I’m taking my dreams/goals/life on a holiday. To inspire them.

You can choose to lie them on a beach towel, take them to New York or even put a terry toweling hat on them. Attractive. . . whatever fits! Each design has it’s own unique story and comes in a range of lappy sizes. There are only 750 up for grabs. Tres exclusive.

Click here to order online and check out the rest of the range.

Fashion Stakes

2008-11-09T22:46:00.008+11:00

Good looks in the Nursery. Old school. All Class.

Feel free to comment.

Thanks to all those people who I took photos of. Sorry I couldn’t put all of you up.

Beached As.

2008-11-07T11:31:00.002+11:00

Would you believe that Supre have tees and singlets in homage of ‘The Beached Whale’. Insane. This whale is now a pop icon.

However, I think bro should be spelt brew.

$20 onlene or at your nirest Supre brew.

MID WEEK MAN-GIFT

2008-11-05T21:34:00.003+11:00

Celebrate today’s moment in history and get your man (and yourself) an Obama Tee.

These ones are great and are printed on American Apparel Tees.

Nice one Obama. You smashed it.

Wish upon your stars.

2008-11-05T20:17:00.001+11:00

Baaaa. Baaaaaa. I’m a goat. No that’s not true. I’m a virginal lass carrying a basket. Bum. If only I was a Lion. I just might read all three this month.

Wish upon your stars to bring good news this month.

Sorry about the delayed monthly star update. Melbourne cup weekend (AKA binge-drinking-short-skirt-wearing-phenomenon) took over.

The Nursery on Derby

2008-11-05T19:15:00.006+11:00

I read in The Age this morning that the Birdcage has become the place to see badly dressed B grade celebrities and soap stars. Orange skin. Fanny pelmets. Fuck-wit feathers. Need I say more.

I also read that the place where any fashion photographer would find style and class at the races was in the Nursery. And, that’s where these ladies were. Enjoy.

Derby

2008-10-31T11:19:00.002+11:00

So. If you’re getting weird looks from everyone it’s because you’re ORANGE.

Lets hope your spray tan goes down before tomorrow. Because it’s going to rain and although you won’t be solely responsible for the orange tainted water flowing through the gutters at Flemington, you’ll definitely be a contributor.

Have the best day, take flat shoes and carry a few emergency band aids. But most of all stay tuned for next weeks racing extravaganza here on Lady C.

And, if you’re not a race goer I hope you’ve managed to get Monday off and are taking a ridiculously long weekend.

Fenton

2008-10-27T22:15:00.001+11:00

If you haven’t set foot in Fenton, 377 Malvern Road South Yarra, do so immediately.

Escape into another world amongst a treasure trove of goodies collected by the Fenton Sisters from every corner of the earth.

Browse their collection of homewares, clothing, furniture, jewelry, antiques and art. And maybe, just maybe, if you buy something you’ll feel like you went on a trip to get it.

Aaahhh the powers of retail therapy.

Rant

2008-10-26T20:44:00.002+11:00

MIMCO IS A COMPLETE RIP OFF.

$229 for a flimsy fascinator that half of Melbourne will be wearing this Spring Carnival.

RIDICULOUS.

That is all.

MAN-GIFT OF THE WEEK

2008-10-26T20:27:00.004+11:00

I get worried when men buy big things. I feel like sometimes they’re trying to compensate for something. Like Lord Farquhar and his castle in Shrek. However, if you buy them for him it’s completely different.

All men love BBQ’s. ALL. So there’s nothing better to get your man than a MASSIVE set of tongs.

These babies are about 16 inches long and could aid (and possibly improve) your mans meat cooking. Available at the Chefs Hat, South Melbourne.

Emergency Feet

2008-10-24T14:12:00.004+11:00

The races are fast approaching. Or, if you’re a Caulfield goer – already here!

And with the ridiculous fascinators that people are wearing these days come the show stopping heels that you see in everyone’s hands at the end of the day. Guilty.

I normally carry thongs in my handbag for such an occasion, however Cosgriff & Rizzardo have come up with the ultimate solution. Emergency feet. What a treat.

These compact ballet slippers fit perfectly in a clutch or handbag ready to put on before you get your first scabbed knee on Derby. Available at Sportsgirl from this weekend.

Nice one girls.

Frost

2008-10-21T12:59:00.002+11:00

Yoghurt. Hard to spell. Easy to eat. So easy in fact, that all you have to do is mosey on down to Frost Yoghurt Bar.

This new kid on the block serves 98% fat free frozen yoghurt. Pick from four base flavours including Original, Passionfruit, Berry & Green Tee and add three toppings of your choice.

If you've lost your teeth, or the ability to chew, blend all your fave ingredients up and drink them in a smoothie.

And for all you tech heads who can't handle a arvo snack without your laptop, never fear, they have free wireless Internet. I've fallen in love. You will too.

Frost Yoghurt Bar, 164 Chapel Street Windsor, 9510 4525.

MAN-GIFT OF THE WEEK.

2008-10-20T22:57:00.002+11:00

Has your man got an iPhone? Well if he hasn’t then maybe you should consider getting him one. Otherwise, if he does I found a few interesting iPhone applications.

Tee Shot, a golf scoring application at $23.99. Sudoku, to keep his mind sharp and your pockets full (it’s free). Spore Origins, a taste of the infamous evolutionary game to satisfy the sci-fi geek in every man at $12.99. If none of these suit, just buy him a beer (free as well) or do your own effing research. There are loads.

Just type these names into your iTunes store search engine and they pop up. Otherwise grab a gift card and shoot it his way.

Scarf Solution.

2008-10-20T20:17:00.002+11:00

Wasn’t the weekend wonderful! A warm Saturday night. The kind of night that shooting stars would be seen, if it wasn’t for the city lights.

But I wasn’t ready for the pleasant temperature. Everything I had to wear was too warm. My body was too white. My legs hairy. And most of all it was too hot to wear a scarf. Devastating.

'Fear not' I said to myself. There's a solution to every problem. And I found it. Include your favourite scarf into your summer outfit by wearing it around your wrist! Like a super big bangle.

It’s like tying them on to your handbag. But better. Try it.

I Heart Huffer.

2008-10-16T08:48:00.004+11:00

Everytime I think of New Zealand I think of below youtube clip.

But now I will think of Huffer.

Because they’re ACE, and they have a funky website with wacked out pictures behind certain words.

On a more serious note, these guys believe that you should be able to move in your clothes and have created a collection to reflect their feelings. Cotton Tees and stretchy jeans that make you feel skinny.

STRETCH = LESS MUFFIN TOP = HOTTER. Yes please.

They’re just beginning to make waves over here so jump on before the rest of the world drops in on you.

Available at Plane and The Lab.

Summer smarts.

2008-10-14T22:54:00.007+11:00

Have you seen this pic from The Sartorialist? Apart from the fact that her legs seriously depress me, I LOVE her outfit. Smart. Sexy. Sizzling. A great combo to move from aircon office to sun-struck streets.

If it’s too hot for a shirt, or you’re going to be working on your tan in a business meeting sipping lattes in the sun try it with a Bonds Tee ($19.95), or even an American Apparel singlet. Alternatively I've seen some great singlets from Lucky 13 (see website for stockists).

I popped into Lee over the weekend and the have an A+ range of denim minis for the summer. Light denim, dark, yellow and pink. V. Cute. And if you’re after a summery blazer try General Pants & Co.

Over and out.

P.S Don't forget your Oakley Frogskins, Raybans hot belt and oversize bag. Oh, and start working on your legs NOW. ;)

MAN-GIFT OF THE WEEK

2008-10-13T22:13:00.006+11:00

The ski season is (sadly) over in Australia. But just beginning O.S. And as Christmas approaches more and more people make tracks to make fresh ones.

If your man is entrenched in work and can’t escape for a quick ski, this won’t help. It’ll make it worse. But it could inspire him to take time off and take you on a skiing holiday!!

Hunting Yeti is a film sponsored by K2 by Nimbus Independent in association with Poor Boyz. It documents the journey of a motley pro-skier crew and their mates.

Good times. Shitter times. No blue-sky-big-trick-bullshit façade. Great Music. Fuck-off footage. Awesome editing. Inspiring. Take a look at what it’s REALLY like to follow your dream. Click here to order online.

Check out the trailer and keep an eye out for the Oakley Frogskins and Christian Sirianni in the multi-coloured pants, a Melbourne boy.

Earrings.

2008-10-13T20:57:00.004+11:00

I lose them all the time. I use to lose them in boys swags and now they just fall out of my handbag while I’m searching for my keys. I’ve even lost a pair down my cleavage. You’d think I’d get those back. But no.

I have only one solution for such a problem. Diva.

I just can’t afford to buy expensive earings. I walk past Husk and dream of the day when I can drop $300 on a pair of silver dangles. But until then I’ll be heading to the trusty pink toilet sized store on Chapel/Bourke/Chaddy/Melb Central (and all around Australia) where earrings cost anywhere between $9 to $20.

Sometimes it’s hard going into these stores. They are always cluttered and everything looks tacky hanging from the plastic fittings under fluro lights. But, rest assured among all the trash is treasure. You just have to know what to look for.

The above are my trusty pieces for this season. And the leaf pair, I lost and went and bought again (except in gold).

Everyone is different in their earring selection but it’s a great stop for classic pieces like hoops, pearls and even silver and wooden bangles on a budget.

Don’t be put off by the disco tunes and the ten 15 yr olds hogging the mirror. Just get in there and rummage around.

You have your mission. Go forth and conquer.

October Look Book

2008-10-09T23:40:00.005+11:00

The October Look Book is out. Woot woot. I reckon it's their biggest issue yet. Full as a bull. I especially like their spread on frayed denim shorts.

Along with the gladiator sandal, they're my must haves for summer.

Click here to have a squiz.

Hours of Fun with The Smoking Gun.

2008-10-09T09:51:00.003+11:00

Forget work. Go to the kitchen. Make a cup of tea, grab a monte carlo and visit The Smoking Gun.

Be prepared for a candid collection of celebrity mug shots. But more importantly, the story behind why they were arrested.

Intriguing.

Here’s a small sample below. Click here for more.

Frank Sinatra was arrested in 1938 for messing around with a married woman (yes, you could get done for that back then). Hugh Grant was caught in the act with hooker Divine Brown in 1995. The photo of Sid Vicious was taken after he murdered his girlfriend in 1978. Mathew McConaughey was charged with possession of Mary-Jane after a neighbour complained about the loud music coming from his house. The police busted him playing bongos. Nude. Stoned. Laugh and a half.

The boys stories are far more interesting. All the girls charges seem to be driving under the influence. Except for Janis Joplin who was merely exercising her freedom of speech by yelling obscenities at policemen. The shots are edgy and revealing though. Apart from Paris, she was obviously prepared.

Click the pics for a closer look.

After-five-eyes.

2008-10-08T10:49:00.005+11:00

I bend time and wear my after-five-eyes all day. And then when it gets to after five, I just add more black eyeliner. Call me Panda, but hey, it works.

Along with red lipstick we’re seeing dark eyes appear on the catwalk in Paris (said with French accent). The best thing about this look is that you can take it and push it as far as you want, or don’t want.

Click here for a how to session with PRIMPED.

On the other hand we see the natural face on the Chloe catwalk.

Decisions decisions. Try both. It depends if you’re in the mood to be the girl next door or the hot sultry bitch. Work it.

Thanks to PRIMPED for the tips and pics.

Spring forward, Fall backwards.

2008-10-06T08:36:00.005+11:00

Stop. Relax. The world has just got 5% less confusing. This saying will save you that blonde moment at daylight savings time when you can’t figure out which way to turn your clock. It’s simple. Spring forward, Fall backwards.

As much as I object to the use of the word ‘Fall’ (said with an American accent) it proves very useful when figuring out which way to wind your clock when daylight savings begins and ends.

This may have helped if I posted this on Friday, however knowledge shared is better late than never.

Here’s to drinking wine and killing time sitting in the summer sun. Make sure you wine's a Pinot Gris 'cos Savvy B's are SO last year.

MAN-GIFT OF THE WEEK IS UP

2008-10-06T08:34:00.002+11:00

There’s something about a man on a motorbike. It’s hot. He’s hot. There’s oil. The anonymity of helmets and of course, leather. Reee Reeeow. Ok. I’ll stop.

Apart from inciting a Monday morning fantasy I’ve also got this HOT tee for your man.

Even if he doesn’t ride a bike, or own a helmet and sexy old school goggles, he can look hot with some on his chest. Check out Deus ex Machina. Sex on wheels.

Yeah for Yeo

2008-10-03T14:11:00.007+10:00

Having been awarded the Tiffany & Co Australian Young Designer of the Year in 2007 Yeojin Bae’s been turning heads ever since.

Yeojin wins her customers with sartorial style, feminine detail and exquisite materials combined to create timeless pieces that transcend continents and seasons.

Check out her showroom at Studio 4, Level 1, 249 Chapel Street in Prahran. It's only open Thursday, Friday & Saturday from midday onwards and the rest of the time by appointment only. It's worth it 'cos this hidden gem is a race-week-junkie’s weapon of mass destruction.

Thanks to my mate Lou Lou for the knowledge. You’re Yeojin Bae’s best advertisement rocking the town.

October 1

2008-10-01T12:20:00.003+10:00

It's that time of month again. You get to pinch and punch people for no reason, your internet speeds up and pay day is only 15 days away (for most). October 1, and my friend Vivliscious swears by Susan Miller. Long but worth it.

Get involved.

Tea is for Tuesday.

2008-09-29T23:27:00.005+10:00

I don’t know about you but tea-breaks throughout the day keep me going. It’s an excuse to leave your desk, a chance to think about the article you’ve just written, a moment away from your phone, an opportunity for goss in the kitchen or just because you feel like a tea.

Check out the tea cups by Lucas and Hayley from their new project The Manicule . Or feast your eyes on their Tea posters (and others) at Keep Calm Gallery another of their ideas that celebrates the beauty of tea.

Make sure you take a peek at their other products, they have some simply divine tea towels which make thoughtful housewarming presents.

Fashion intelligence.

2008-09-29T19:56:00.010+10:00

I don’t know if many of you get The Australian at home, but if you don’t you should because the Media section is a good read. For those of you that don't, I’ve scanned and posted the article ‘Fashion measures up in the mainstream’ for your reading pleasure.

The article looks at fashion as more than just clothes it talks about ‘the crossover of musicians and celebrities that are wearing certain designers’ and briefly touches on the online world mentioning ‘new blogs and websites being delivered faster than Chanel knock offs’.

Have a read.

Although we are inspired by celebrities snapped by the paparazzi dressed in their daily designer do-ups in the likes of Famous and Grazia , it is in my opinion that the trend of street style inspiration that we see heavily online is the next step when it comes to fashion fodder.

Celebrity fashion has become much more accessible with local designers and High Street stores knocking of haute couture creations, but I believe it’s the local twist and the vibe of the city which can only be captured on the streets that really inspires trends. Even designers talk about hitting the pavement to find thread for thought.

Although ‘Vox Pop’ and ‘How To’ sections of mags try and cover this angle, sometimes I feel like they have gone to different departments within their offices and picked a few good looking chicks to feature.

When it comes to style inspiration and keeping ahead of the pack there’s nothing that beats a bit of people watching. I hope, and predict, that in the future we see more of what we’re seeing from the likes of The Sartorialist and Stil in Berlin in the mainstream mags. Because, when it comes to style they should definitely have their finger on the pulse or in my opinion predict when the heartrate is about to rise.

Thanks to The Sartorialist and Stil in Berlin for the pics.

Cats, Hawks & Frogskins

2008-09-26T16:26:00.003+10:00

Tomorrow is the big GF, Cats vs. Hawks. GO HAWKS. And when it comes to celebrating during the day there’s nothing that helps the eye makeup more than a pair of impenetrable sunnies.

Before Catfish Arnettes and Oakley Eyejackets there were Frogskins. And given the last time the Cats and the Hawks met in a Granny was in ’89 when the originals were being worn, it’s entirely appropriate that these babies are back.

Available in a range of different colours, some limited some not, these goggles have reflective lenses which are essential for a midday bevvie.

Much hardier and much cheaper than the Ray Ban Wayfarers these guys are available in a range of exclusive colours. I just checked the Oakley store in Melbourne CBD and they have a range of styles including red and the sexy dalmatian print.

Oakley get a new colour every month so keep your eyes peeled for the speccy editions.
If Frogskins aren’t your style just invest in something reflective. It makes your red lipstick look HOT.

Scarf Extra

2008-09-26T10:34:00.003+10:00

To follow up on my scarf post from last Friday Who What wear posted this video yesterday. I nice little snapshot of the celebrity scarf-ism. Enjoy.

The Brown and Low.

2008-09-23T10:32:00.008+10:00

As I didn’t catch the red carpet part of the Brownlow last night The Age fashion slideshow has provided me with much entertainment this morning. Apart from the obvious tanning disasters, hair fuck-ups and plunging-we-can-see-your-pubic-hair-neck-lines I noticed a rather large change in the ol’ Twigley.

Plastic fantastic. She’s either had a collagen top up yesterday morning or borrowed Bert Newtons Makeup artist. Whatever she’s done you don’t need the above before and after photos to notice the massive difference.

In my opinion she’s dropped her title as Queen B and been replaced by the new darling of WAG glamour – Lauren Phillips.

Not only do said lovely and Gary Ablett Jnr look completely in love but she’s nailed the Brownlow dress two years running. The lavender gown from last year and the red from last night. If there was a vote count for ripping up the red carpet, she’d have mine.

Thanks to The Age for the pics.

Subscribing Issues.

2008-09-22T17:11:00.004+10:00

If you haven't noticed already I'm having a few technical difficulties with my subscriber form. It seems to have carked it. I'm trying to sort out the issue as quickly as possible.

Apologies to anyone who's been unable to subscribe. If you could pop back in a few days once the problemo is fixed that would be much appreciated.

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P.S make sure you checkout the new man-gift of the week.

Tanning Bliss.

2008-09-22T17:07:00.001+10:00

Given the weather outside I thought this was rather fitting.

Getting a fake tan on a rainy day can be a recipe for disaster. The trip from salon to car post-spray can make or break your tan consistency. When it starts raining you start running, and so does your tan.

So, Cody has come to our rescue with Bliss, a portable spray tan service.

Woot woot.

No more underwear lines or random streaks from god knows what. You can wander round naked in the comfort of your own home until your professional spray tan dries.

FABULOUS.

Achoo. Bless you. Handkerchief. Scarf.

2008-09-19T16:11:00.012+10:00

Melbourne is in weather purgatory. And until it sorts out which way it’s going the traditional silk scarf or kerchief is the perfect way to combat all climates and fashion emergencies.

There is nothing as timeless as a Hermes silk scarf or a piece of similar vintage.

However, no matter what’s warming your neck, Hermes or a fashion fix from Sportygirl, a new knot can never go astray.

I picked up a few of the above weapons from a fabulous site that details EVERY scarf knot that you could possibly imagine. Fabulous.

Thanks to Texer Silk for the incredible hand drawn images. Make sure you check it out for MORE amazing knots and ways to wear your scarves.

Enjoy.

Click the image to take a closer look at the instructions.

Lapping up the red lips.

2008-09-17T22:54:00.004+10:00

In the past I have often wondered where peoples lips have gone. Covered in bronzer, nude lipstick and sometimes even cover-up, lips have been doing a disappearing act. Not anymore.

Being a big fan of natural coloured lips with a touch of gloss I’ve never really got stuck into red lipstick. Apart from raiding Mums collection for the odd dress up party. But, on the weekend I found myself reaching for her collection of paint with no particular costume in mind.

And my advice to you is to get on board. Red lipstick is to summer what the leather jacket was to winter. A wardrobe staple. It goes with anything.

But what it doesn’t go with is a white face. No china dolls this season. Sunkissed skin is a must to pull of this look.

Images thanks to People and Primped.

It's written in the stars.

2008-09-15T21:25:00.002+10:00

If you haven’t already read what lies ahead for the month of September. Do so immediately.

Susan Miller rocks my world.

Give us a wave.

2008-09-15T10:18:00.003+10:00

With spring comes the need for change.

It involves lots of shopping, shopping for a new man, a new job, a new wardrobe, new digs – you name it. But most importantly at this time of year people are out to buy a new hairdo.

Blondes get blonder while brunettes go darker. And others are asking themselves what it’s like living on the other side of the fence, long or short, dark or light.

But my advice is if you don’t look like Agyness Deyn, DON’T CHOP YOUR HAIR OFF. For Gods sake. No ones actually going to tell you if it looks bad. You’ll just have to live with it.

Besides, my tip for this spring/summer is long luscious locks with a natural wave.

Who What Wear show us how its done.

White Suede

2008-09-15T10:15:00.000+10:00

I’m excited.

Now I don’t have to trek around to a variety of stockists in search of my favourite White Suede pieces. I can just head to the new store on Chaps. Woot woot!

My must-have of this seasons collection is this ‘Cross Stitch silk 70's’ blouse.

Head down to 232 Chapel Street Prahran and feast your pretty eyes on Jacqui’s floaty collection.

Click here to see more of her collection online.

Leather to look out for.

2008-09-15T10:08:00.002+10:00

As the streets wave goodbye to flannelette shirts under sexy leather jackets, chilly spring evenings say hello to flowing dresses dirtied with even sexier sorts.

For more info on this Melbourne duo visit Amanda & Amanda online or email them on info@amandaandamanda.com.

Timeless.

Lady Chameleon is open.

2008-09-12T12:23:00.003+10:00

There’s nothing like a glossy mag to brighten up your day. Fashion tips, great buys, star stalking, and most importantly your horoscope.

Unfortunately for us working girls, kicking back with a Grazia, Famous, or Frankie during work hours is just not on.

There’s truly nothing that can replace the feeling that comes with opening the first page of your favourite glossy (or matt) magazine. But, there is something that can sate your hunger. A blog. This blog. Lady Chameleon.

Tune in for almost-daily snippets on local and international brands and trends. Subscribe to the feed and have it shoot straight to your inbox. You'll look like you’re diligently checking your email, rather than wasting time surfing the web.

Otherwise just check in every few days for a little something that will keep you going ‘til the weekend.

Enjoy.

Oh, and don’t forget to comment. Good or bad we like opinions.

Thanks to k.james for the image.